Questionable salami, right up in here.

So, that happened. Nothing like being alone in the woods and having INTESTINAL DISCOMFORT. Well, I suppose the "alone" part was a Good Thing.

So NOT COMFORTABLE THIS TIME.

Cut the trip short since going 11+ miles with all the rumblings and stoppings was not going to happen and pissing off the wife is NOT HAPPENING.

I wasn't gonna use it for THAT.